Baritone Bear
Just a young bear learning to be deserving of the title called "Man."
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I just found out that Sea Otters RAPE baby seals… and guess what? As if the seas wasn’t dangerous as it is with fucking date rape otters, DOLPHINS ARE KNOWN SEXUAL PREDATORS! I shit you NOT. There are known packs of RAPIST DOLPHINS that roam the seas, and fucking KIDNAP PEOPLE! AND RAPE THEM, TO DEATH! Now one make ask, “Baritone/Shane/”Person I follow” how i that even possible? Can’t we just swim, they can’t grab us. and We just punch them in the snout if they try to bite us right?” WRONG MOTHER FUCKER THEY HAVE PREHENSILE PENISES (Peni? idk)! That means the same thing they are using to grab you and drug you to the bottom of the sea, is the SAME THING THEY’RE GOING TO BE RAMMING UP YOUR ASSHOLE/VAGINA/BOTH. And they don’t stop until everyones had a round. And guess what, THEY DO IT FOR FUCKING FUN. Not even to get off, AS A DAMNED PASS TIME!
Fuck, water bro. I’ll take my chances with regular rapists.
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER
This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*
How do you hate this commercial?! Lmfao it is simply golden! I love it! Good for you guys or gals…. fuck it. I can’t see why a guy would be mad though. We undress women in our minds all the time, its only natural that they do the same. Why feel but hurt about it. And if we get objectified in media, live with it. You’re a man stop bitching.
(Source: youtube.com, via pizza)
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Exactly
(Source: missinglinc, via pizza)
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
(via theminishcap)
